Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Things Jesus Didn't Say...

5 comments:

Gert said...

How about "Hey Martin, why don't you start a new church?"

Jackie said...

Ooh I love these .

Nicole said...

Haha, very nice.

(I was afraid these were Tea Party Jesus-es from the Facebook preview!)

JustMe said...

"Want to be a god? Join my church and baptize people even after they die and when you die you will be a god with your own planet just like me!"

Kevin said...

"I promise that priests will always give great homilies, so that you will not waste your time at Mass on Sundays."

Also, "Watching a minister on TV is fine if it is raining."