10 - Why do people get creaped out by imaginary creatures (sasquatches, chupacabras, etc.) or unexplained phenomenons (e.g. the Marfa lights)?
9 - Is golf just like life and if not then why do you give us so many mulligans?
8 - Where did all this hair on my legs come from?
7 - Why do you dislike the University of Texas so much?
6 - Why can't you make learning a foreign language easier? (note: I don't speak Russian, Chinese, French, or female)
5 - If dogs go to heaven, who does the pooper-scooping, because that doesn't sound very heavenly?
4 - Did you have to make dreams so wickedly strange?
3 - Can it really be called "hiding" when so many people are constantly finding Waldo?
2 - Did you create belly-button lint from nothing - I can't figure out where it comes from?
1 - Why fireants? Seriously.