Thou Shalt Not

The Ten Commandments are still valid, even today.

Thou Shall NOT:

1 - Steal from someone's purse while they are kneeling to pray.

2 - Assault your spouse using Cheetos. Remember, there might be a Jesus Cheeto in there.

3 - Accuse sharks of being serial killers. They have to kill to be sharks. Humans don't.

4 - Search the internet for "Susan Boil", "Rod Steward" or "paperview boxing". Becuz I no howe to spel.

5 - Give out grants for someone to create sculptures of buttocks.

6 - Charm worms. Snake charming is bad enough.

7 - Transport illegal drugs in a casket. No commentary needed.

8 - Lead police on a high-speed chase in NY with 5 French tourists in your van.

9 - Try to deposit pot into your bank account.

10 - Waste your time on stupid news.